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	<description>It has nothing to do with Robots.  It has nothing to do with Monkeys.  It has nothing to do with Pants.  It has everything to do with pain.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>This one&#8217;s just for my Canadian chums</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/25/this-ones-just-for-my-canadian-chums/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[File this one under big-time nostalgia.  Does this pic take anyone back?

When I see this pic, the first word that comes to mind is &#8220;Scribbler.&#8221;  And nobody here really knows what that means.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>File this one under big-time nostalgia.  Does this pic take anyone back?</p>
<p><a href='http://robotmonkeypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2007_11_16grownups.jpg'><img src="http://robotmonkeypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2007_11_16grownups-300x200.jpg" alt="" title="Hilroy Scribblers" width="300" height="200" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-326" /></a></p>
<p>When I see this pic, the first word that comes to mind is &#8220;Scribbler.&#8221;  And nobody here really knows what that means.</p>
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		<title>No Open Mic tonight</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/25/no-open-mic-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Sigh, I&#8217;m unrprepared again.  I have some new stuff, but it&#8217;s too fresh and unrehearsed.  Next week for sure.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sigh, I&#8217;m unrprepared again.  I have some new stuff, but it&#8217;s too fresh and unrehearsed.  Next week for sure.</p>
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		<title>A moment of silence, followed by a string of profanity.</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/23/a-moment-of-silence-followed-by-a-string-of-profanity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[George Carlin was among my first comic idols.  It&#8217;s a real shame he&#8217;s not with us anymore.
Almost every eulogy and obituary I&#8217;ve seen on the talking picture box and the interwebs makes mention of his Seven Dirty Words bit, but he was much more than that.  He was a great observational comic, a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George Carlin was among my first comic idols.  It&#8217;s a real shame he&#8217;s not with us anymore.</p>
<p>Almost every eulogy and obituary I&#8217;ve seen on the talking picture box and the interwebs makes mention of his Seven Dirty Words bit, but he was much more than that.  He was a great observational comic, a gifted wordsmith, and shied away from nothing.  The profanity was nothing more than a tool in the toolbox, and he often used it to poke fun at society.</p>
<p>One of his bits that I always held close as a personal philosophy centered on how words in and of themselves are meaningless and harmless, and therefore inherently inoffensive.  Context is what should offend people, not a word.  I can use a string of profanity while praising you to the highest levels, and I can not utter a single four letter word while belittling and insulting you, and in this so-called enlightened age it&#8217;s the former over which people will get their panties in a bunch.  It&#8217;s ridiculous.</p>
<p>Alas, now there&#8217;s one less person praying to Joe Pesci.  I guess I should start.</p>
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		<title>No open mic this week</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/17/no-open-mic-this-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have anything new prepared.  Did some skeletal writing last night, but I&#8217;ve still got nothing rehearsed, and I&#8217;m not going to make the same mistake and get up before people without having at least some polish on it.
I also have errands getting in the way, so all in all it&#8217;s just not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t have anything new prepared.  Did some skeletal writing last night, but I&#8217;ve still got nothing rehearsed, and I&#8217;m not going to make the same mistake and get up before people without having at least some polish on it.</p>
<p>I also have errands getting in the way, so all in all it&#8217;s just not a good week for it.</p>
<p>Next week, back to it, with new material.</p>
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		<title>Ummm.</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/13/ummm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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(A) WTF is up with that picture on that story?
(B) That man is far too happy about tomatoes.
Link to full story.
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<p>(A) WTF is up with that picture on that story?</p>
<p>(B) That man is far too happy about tomatoes.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.pr-inside.com/us-salmonella-scare-halts-mexican-tomato-r640333.htm">Link to full story.</a></p>
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		<title>Open Mic Post mortem</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/11/open-mic-post-mortem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Rust.  There was plenty of it.  It was a hot room, and I don&#8217;t mean that figuratively.  And I was the last of 26 comics to go up.  So, while the crowd was warmed up in the quite literal sense, it was not ideal.
I did okay.  One of the new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rust.  There was plenty of it.  It was a hot room, and I don&#8217;t mean that figuratively.  And I was the last of 26 comics to go up.  So, while the crowd was warmed up in the quite literal sense, it was not ideal.</p>
<p>I did okay.  One of the new jokes got a big laugh, which made me happy.  I swore not to look at my notes when I got on stage, since I was struck by how often I checked my notes at the Zanies show.  (Small aside on that &#8212; I watched the bit again to get myself prepped for going on stage and I realized that I wasn&#8217;t so much checking my notes as it was just a nervous tic or something.  Tonight, my nervous tic was staring at the mic.)</p>
<p>Alas, not checking my notes meant I breezed past some stuff I meant to do.  And the little voice in my head reminded me of those bits well after I had a chance to deftly segue into them.  It&#8217;s not terribly good form to say &#8220;Hey, remember that joke I did a minute ago?  Pretend I&#8217;m telling this one right after it.&#8221;  So, I did the fastest 3 minutes in Comedy &#8212; I think I was probably only up there for a couple, really.</p>
<p>But, all that being said, I didn&#8217;t bomb, I was hardly the worst one up there, I got some good laughs, and the only way I&#8217;m going to get better at this is to keep doing it.  So next week, back to the open mic with a reworked bit.</p>
<p>No audio of tonight&#8217;s stuff &#8212; the room was dead, the mic levels were really low&#8230; nothing worth sharing.</p>
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		<title>Getting back on stage</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/11/getting-back-on-stage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Over six months after my Zanies graduation, I&#8217;m finally going to get back on stage.  I&#8217;m annoyed with myself that I let it go this long, frankly.
Last week, I went to the Edge Comedy Club for their open mic to check out the room and the crowd, but not perform.  It was a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over six months after my Zanies graduation, I&#8217;m finally going to get back on stage.  I&#8217;m annoyed with myself that I let it go this long, frankly.</p>
<p>Last week, I went to the <a href="http://www.theedgecomedyclub.com/">Edge Comedy Club</a> for their open mic to check out the room and the crowd, but not perform.  It was a good crowd, friendly and supportive, which is no doubt partly because most of the audience were either performers themselves or their friends.  But it was certainly an inviting atmosphere.</p>
<p>So tonight, after work, I&#8217;ll go try out some new material and a slightly different take on performing than I took in my graduation.  I still need to find my voice, and this is really the only way I&#8217;m going to.  So there&#8217;ll be some reworked stuff from my first bit and some new material.  Not a lot, though - it&#8217;ll only be a three to four minute set.</p>
<p>Still, it&#8217;ll be good to do it again.  Hopefully, I&#8217;ll have audio to post.</p>
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		<title>A useful tool</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/09/a-useful-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Bring back dynamic range!</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/09/bring-back-dynamic-range/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Turn Me Up is a group devoted to a noble cause: bringing dynamic range back into music.  The age of the CD was supposed to make music clearer and bring out details we couldn&#8217;t hear before.  Alas, the idiots behind the bulk of the music these days (RIAA, I&#8217;m looking at you) are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.turnmeup.org/">Turn Me Up</a> is a group devoted to a noble cause: bringing dynamic range back into music.  The age of the CD was supposed to make music clearer and bring out details we couldn&#8217;t hear before.  Alas, the idiots behind the bulk of the music these days (RIAA, I&#8217;m looking at you) are driven by this inane concept that louder is better.</p>
<p>Layers upon layers of compression leads to a waveform that looks like a jumbled mess and all nuances in the music are lost.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s sad, and it needs to stop.  The wikipedia page linked from the site has a telling graphic.  It&#8217;s the waveform of the song &#8220;Something&#8221; by the Beatles, on 4 successive remasterings: Abbey Road (1983), Abbey Road (1987), 1967-1970 (1993), and 1 (2000).</p>
<p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Cd_loudness_trend-something.gif" alt="Something, by The Beatles" /></p>
<p>A couple of examples of musicians whose studio mastering seems to have avoided this technique, and it shows in how dynamic the music sounds:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNgyFJOzbs4">Tally Hall: Good Day</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XC2mqcMMGQ">Vampire Weekend: A-Punk</a></p>
<p>Now these are YouTube videos, not renowned for their audio clarity.  But if you can, listen to high quality recordings, and you&#8217;ll hear it.</p>
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		<title>Duct Tape Car Is Awesome</title>
		<link>http://robotmonkeypants.com/2008/06/06/duct-tape-car-is-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stace</dc:creator>
		
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