Open Mic Post mortem
Rust. There was plenty of it. It was a hot room, and I don’t mean that figuratively. And I was the last of 26 comics to go up. So, while the crowd was warmed up in the quite literal sense, it was not ideal.
I did okay. One of the new jokes got a big laugh, which made me happy. I swore not to look at my notes when I got on stage, since I was struck by how often I checked my notes at the Zanies show. (Small aside on that — I watched the bit again to get myself prepped for going on stage and I realized that I wasn’t so much checking my notes as it was just a nervous tic or something. Tonight, my nervous tic was staring at the mic.)
Alas, not checking my notes meant I breezed past some stuff I meant to do. And the little voice in my head reminded me of those bits well after I had a chance to deftly segue into them. It’s not terribly good form to say “Hey, remember that joke I did a minute ago? Pretend I’m telling this one right after it.” So, I did the fastest 3 minutes in Comedy — I think I was probably only up there for a couple, really.
But, all that being said, I didn’t bomb, I was hardly the worst one up there, I got some good laughs, and the only way I’m going to get better at this is to keep doing it. So next week, back to the open mic with a reworked bit.
No audio of tonight’s stuff — the room was dead, the mic levels were really low… nothing worth sharing.







26 comics, Jesus Christ, how can you possibly gauge anything with that kind of comedy train wreck. And 3 mins. God…
I guess I’m very lucky.
The best thing to do, is start your own open mic. Find a neighbourhood pub, or bar, and talk them into it. Then you can host and sharpen your chops properly.