My submission for The Violent Acres Catchphrase Contest:

Come For the Interesting Commentary, Stay for the Boring Blogger Pissing Matches.

Jesus, this is getting old really quickly. Guess it attracts the traffic, though.

I really love the blog, but the assorted dick waving contests are a big ole blemish.

(And, yes, this blog of mine is no literary or journalistic juggernaut, I know that. I’m also not writing for any particular reason, especially traffic. No ads here, chum.)