You know what NBC thinks says football more than Pink? Faith Hill. And Kelly Clarkson. But then, I think it's a bit like saying that SpongeBob is a little more representative of Hip Hop than, say, Rachel Ray. (Poor Kelly Clarkson -- the TV here at the bar is a widescreen, with the image stretched to fit. She's taking some heat for actually being a healthy weight and build -- sad in its own right -- but given my experience, most bars show a stretched image like this. And, well, it's not flattering.)