You know what NBC thinks says football more than Pink? Faith Hill. And Kelly Clarkson.

But then, I think it’s a bit like saying that SpongeBob is a little more representative of Hip Hop than, say, Rachel Ray.

(Poor Kelly Clarkson — the TV here at the bar is a widescreen, with the image stretched to fit. She’s taking some heat for actually being a healthy weight and build — sad in its own right — but given my experience, most bars show a stretched image like this. And, well, it’s not flattering.)