I just bought a couple of tickets to go see Zach Galifianakis at the Vic in a couple of weeks (he’s awesome, and a freak).

Ticket price, $25.00 per ticket. So, you’d think two tickets would cost $50. But, of course, you’d be wrong.

43% in extra fees. 43%.

I’m going to wait a second, then I’m going to say it again.

43%.

Seriously.

Item Charge
Zach Galifianakis US $25.00 x 2
Facility Charge US $1.00 x 2
Convenience Charge US $7.00 x 2
Delivery (Standard Mail) No Charge
Order Processing Fee US $5.05
Additional Taxes US $0.56
Total Charges US $71.61

The best part is that if I chose to save them the trouble of printing and mailing those tickets, I would pay an extra $2.50. That would have made a 48% fee for their service.

Let’s go over that one more time. You can pay $2.50 to save them effort and money.

How is it nobody has strung these people up? How is this business model even legal? Why am I paying a “convenience charge” per ticket, and then an addition “order processing fee”?

I just… well. I’m speechless.