I just bought a couple of tickets to go see Zach Galifianakis at the Vic in a couple of weeks (he's awesome, and a freak). Ticket price, $25.00 per ticket. So, you'd think two tickets would cost $50. But, of course, you'd be wrong. 43% in extra fees. 43%. I'm going to wait a second, then I'm going to say it again. 43%. Seriously.

Item	Charge
Zach Galifianakis	US $25.00 x 2
Facility Charge	US $1.00 x 2
Convenience Charge	US $7.00 x 2
Delivery (Standard Mail)	No Charge
Order Processing Fee	US $5.05
Additional Taxes	US $0.56
Total Charges	US $71.61

The best part is that if I chose to save them the trouble of printing and mailing those tickets, I would pay an extra $2.50. That would have made a 48% fee for their service. Let's go over that one more time. You can pay $2.50 to save them effort and money. How is it nobody has strung these people up? How is this business model even legal? Why am I paying a "convenience charge" per ticket, and then an addition "order processing fee"? I just... well. I'm speechless.