Okay, that settles it. Poor Phil's is my favorite bar. The food, in all honesty, is not great, but that's not what I look for in a bar. However, good beer, good attitude, and general atmosphere is what I look for. And Poor Phil's has it all. They have Unibroue on tap. Plus. They have Cask Conditioned, hand-pulled ales. Plus. They are non-smoking. Plus. They pride themselves on a quality tap and bottled beer collection. Plus. Free Wi-Fi, free use of iMacs. Plus. Simply put, they rock. If you live in Chicagoland, check 'em out. I mean it. http://www.poorphils.com Totally worth a visit... And more. BTW, Rogue Hazelnut Brown is, without question, most definitely *not* teh s uck.