I am happy.

Why am I happy?

Let’s look at the many reasons:

  1. For the first time since 1996, we’ve had a national election result in the US that didn’t make me want to cry.
  2. The next two years will not be two years of unchecked power from the White House.
  3. I lost 3.6 pounds since my last weigh-in.

Hooray!