I’m at Target checking out. I only found half the things I was looking for, but found some things I wasn’t. Translation: I had a bizarrely random assortment of goods, specifically a bag of potting soil, a package of HEPA filter refills, and a bottle of cranberry juice.

As I was checking out, the girl at the checkout said, “Have a good evening. ” I looked at my bags and replied, “How could I not?”